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A couple of weeks ago, Craig James, ESPN announcer and former SMU running back, officially entered the race to seek the Republican nomination for the US Senate. He seems like a nice enough guy, but just like Rick Santorum he has a Google problem. If you Google “Craig James” something very interesting comes up before you can even finish typing his name. Apparently… he killed 5 hookers.

And what’s really amazing is that if you Google “Craig James killed 5 hookers” that there are 288,000 results!

To give Craig James credit he was never involved with killing 5 hookers or anything of the sorts. It seems disgruntled Texas Tech fans wanted to smear his name after he played a role in getting Tech’s head football coach fired. They started posting “Craig James killed 5 hookers” on every forum, blog, website they could find to help create this search result.

I wonder if voters will follow my lead and be googling this, instead of searching for his website.